Strange
I think the universe is messing with me. I would say God but Im sure God has way better stuff to do than mess with a 15 year old girl's world. Obviously he or she ( personally I think that God is female) wouldn't do that according to my pious mother, and it makes more sense that God doesn't mess around with us. Also I really don't want to offend God or anything because in religious studies I think they made us commit blasphemy!! Our R.E teacher handed out these pieces of paper and we had to write anomously what we thought God looked like. All the time I was thinking, 'is this blasphemy? Im sure I remember someone saying something about God not having a form or was that about false idols??' Then I was like, 'This is quite funny if it is. Cause how ironic is it that we committed blasphemy in R.E.!!'Then I stood up and posted my two answers on the board. Ms read out all the answers mine being, ' who said God even has a face?'
Which she said was good answer. The other question was, "If you had to ask God any question what would it be?"
I replied, 'What came first the chicken or the egg?"
Everyone seemed to find this hystrerically funny and Ms tutted like she was annoyed. But I wasn't being silly. I really want to know.
My fellow students asked the regular angrey teenager pissed off at religion questions about war. But the answers are fairly obvious, we are humans we have free will. I had to ask the egg question.
Sorry about that random sidetrack away from the strange events topic. Carrying on, firstly there was this box in my science class room saying; "Cold war and madness plus 13 days in October." that's just scary. What does it mean? Who wrote it? Why was it their? Has it something to do with forces unknown to us?
Another strange thing that has been happening recently to me is Im only happy before Im about to do a massive shit. That's crude I know, but its true! I think its because its near Christmas hence the Christmas misery. Bah humbug Im almost a carbon copy of scrooge if he was blonde with two tits and laughed non stop at his friends description of some dancing Maier cats. I really don't have any money to buy a crippled boy's family a turkey either.
Finally the tip of the iceberg of the collection of strange things happening is my pants keep disappearing. Let me explain in the morning getting dressed I remove my pants I can never be bothered to get up to walk to the washing basket so I forget about them. A few minutes later when I go to pick them up to take to the washing basket when visit the bog, they are gone. Its strange it happens every morning. Where are my disappearing knickers? I really haven't a clue, sucked into some pant eating black hole maybe? Then spat out the otherside onto my chair washed and dried. Its just one of those things not meant for the mind of man (or woman).
BOOGIE
posted by Boogie @ 4:28 PM
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