Saturday, April 16, 2005

Perfume bottles.

There are is one large window taking up the entire of the wall. It is made up of three different panes each pane divided by white plastic. Outside the window a storm is raging, a cherry tree sways in the wind almost peacefully. The sky is pink becoming a turquoise where the window pane cuts away your vision. The blossoms on the cherry tree are in bloom and so excessively big that the thin, ash black branches look out of proportion.
On the window frame that holds the view to this storm are perfume bottles, lined up next to each other. Each one a unique design, expensive glass bottles with jewels resting on their lids; slender tinted plastic bottles, small round containers with images of events and places calved lovingly into their sides. Some bottles have labels pasted over them; bright labels flaunting bold text that hides the bottles content. Other bottles are completely translucent they stand tall up against the glass, cutting into the picture behind them.
Inside each bottle you can see a similar thing, a whirl of changing colors and shapes constantly adapting and striving, the same movement runs in all the bottles. Even the ones with the insides hidden by labels, you can tell its in there twisting and turning.
The bottles emit an over powering smell. The smell in the room is like childhood, like a home you've never been to. Familiar but your not sure why. You don't know its origin, where it belongs in memory. It makes your insides yearn and twist like the perfumes in the bottles. Its the most smell that it makes you want to laugh but at the same time it spills out your throat making you want to howl. It makes you want to tear you hair out and also sing until you are empty. Every time a breath is taken in, all these things hit you together and you reel, crushed by so many sensations. Then sink slowly to the floor.
When you raise your head light is bleeding into the room through the window. The beams become brighter and whiter until they penetrate the perfume bottles. When the light travels through them it changes color.
Dazzled from lights and smell, you stand back and look at the floor where the beams have rested. On the floor is a spectrum of colors mixing and mingling, there are the darkest bleakest shades next to soft tones. They spill into each other and make new colors.
You stare down at the floor, the pattern spreads closer to your feet. You recognize it but you can't understand why, although you keep on desperately trying. Colors are now invading your senses along with the smell. Happiness and sadness spill into each other and mix in your insides.
BOOGIE

Don't leave me hanging on the telephone- unless you actually want me to start spouting bullshit.

Its usually a bad sign when you start a phone conversation with "Who the hell is this?!" to the person you are calling, and to the person you expected to pick up the phone. I have no memory of saying this but apparently I did, those very words plopped from my mouth into the receiver traveling in wires and circuits to a male ear.
Fridays equal double P.E. and going round to your friends house after school to call a guy you like, even though you hate telephone conversations.
When I sat in Hayleys purple room on her double bed staring at the phone I backed out. I stared at the phone holding the only media homework that I've never lost even once. A number neatly printed on the back of homework instructions.
"No. I can't do it." I said. Two pairs of eyes looked at me expectantly. Then at each other.
A snatch was made for the folded piece of paper, Hayley called out numbers whilst GiGi dialed. Frantically I grabbed at the paper, Hayley held it out of attempts to reclaim it. She got off the bed, standing in the grapes with her back towards me. The phone was shoved into my hand and I heard a dialing tone.
"I'll hang up!!" I threatened my two friends who where watching me intenly. A voice at the other end took me completely by surprise. After a few seconds I realized that I wasn't speaking, and the voice at the other was going "Hello? Helllooo?" Then I opened my gob and the words "Who the hell is this*?" appeared. Im not quite sure how the rest of the conversation went. I was in such panicked state that when I started to talk and could not stop. I think he laughed, that's a good thing right? He said he was in a shop, I've got no idea how I replied. After Im not sure how long I managed to say "Im gunna go now" before I hung up and dived under hayley's duvet cover. I hibernated for fifteen minutes -yes count them, fifteen!- I was that embarrassed.
The rest of the evening turned out to be good. Hayley, GiGi and I walked down to the library talking all the way. Then we went round to Naomi's to tell her what happened, Kyle (who's Naomi's best friend and also best friends with the boy I like) was at hers. He lives at Naomi's, and is considered an extra family member.
We sat on the doorstep and told them what happened, or rather I let Hayley tell them because I had no recollection of the event. It was nice seeing them, Naomi tried to tune Kyle onto the local radio station (Kerrang 1o5.2) by twisting his nipples. She insists he can pick up signals.
Afterwards Hayley and I walked around talking for a while we went home.
I am likely to never be able to go near him again. If I do see him I will have to apologize to him profusely, incase I was rude and because I was such a lunatic. I was such a twat, and he probably thinks Im mentally unstable (just because I am doesn't mean he had to know) oh arse! He's such a nice guy too. I think I've really fucked up. Although Im laughing at it now, Im still deeply embarrassed.
Dude I am sooooo sorry.
BOOGIE
* I might use the "Who the hell is this?" line for prank phone calls, then hang up. It could be like a public service, adding a little patch of weirdness/rudeness into homes across Britain. What enlightenment your outbursts of absurdity bring.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Another class 'A' rant from Naomi.

When Naomi is exercising or drunk she increases her volume, a lot. She will start stringing her sentences together in a high pitch squeal which is similar to the sound of a pig being tickled. She then inserts this constant flow of words with a giggle.
Two Fridays ago there was a springtime wave of heat, the sun lasted throughout the day making everyone at school more happy and relaxed. On Fridays we have double P.E. two hours last lesson before rushing home. On this particular Friday by the second lesson we where already hot and tired from playing rounders in the sun. Our P.E. teachers let us choose our last activity of the day. Most people went to do trampolining leaving a small group including me and my friends to play basket ball.
We divided ourselves into two groups the only boy being on the opposing side. This boy was Keith. Keith is very tall and good at basket ball, he lives a few doors down from Naomi. When he plays his drum kit on a Sunday she can hear him through the walls, her Mum used to babysit Keith when he was younger, Naomi knows lots about him. Keith smokes shit loads of pot, when he makes jokes all the girls around him titter, even when they're not funny. He also happens to be Naomi's arch enemy.
Here was Naomi tall aggressive and owning the skills needed to be a good basket ball player. On the other team was Keith. Sometimes it seemed like there was only the two of them playing head on. Naomi was getting red in the face from effort, and kept adamantly refusing the opportunity to sit on the substitutes bench. You could see that she had to beat him, hate rays shot from her pupils onto Keith. She squinted her lids in concentration
After the game she was like a madwomen. She began start one of her famous rants, trying to calm her down I mentioned that she was behavior was similar to that on New years eve when she spent an hour raving about how the "Buffy the vampire slayer" manual was nothing like the T.V program. When she heard this she laughed and continued her ravings from that evening, suddenly they where cut short as she became distracted.
We where passing Keith in the hallway. . . . a torrent of words sped from her mouth. Accusing him of attempted murderer because he tried to kick her in the ankle and saying he was a cheater because he had tried to kill our team, with her voice raced comically high. I have never seen anyone look so dumbfounded, Keith was truly lost for words. Even as I was pulling her down the corridor she was still screaming at him, "Keith you bar-stard Im going to throw you in the pool," pant, pant, pant "you should be tried for attempted murder, Im going to get you who wants to help me throw Keith in the pool?!" I saw Keith mouth, "What the fuck?" To his group of friends, each one of them looking as confused and scared as him. Our friends had abandoned us hiding themselves in the changing rooms so not to be associated with the crazed Naomi, but I was standing next to her laughing so hard I though my sides would split. Laughing so hard I couldn't breath. Laughing so hard their was tears in my eyes. It has to be one of the most funniest things I have ever seen.
"It must of been sun stroke." Naomi giggled as we burst into the changing rooms. After the bell rang signaling the end of the day Naomi flew from the changing rooms, "Miss have you seen Keith? I want to scare him again."

BOOGIE