Blog like blob but different

Boredom nibbles at the edges and goes hungry.

Going back to school I've become slightly bored to kick the boredom where it hurts, or at least feebly punch it I started a quote book collecting quotes from what I hear around me. Here is a pick of the best:

"Noel Gallagher geekfish." - My lil bro Pootle describing the lead singer of Phantom Planets, who by the way are shit.

"Nature in all its horniness." - Wise words from Poobelle.

"What he takes your clothes off and sucks you?" - Poobelle replacing the word eat with suck on the subjects of sweets leading to a dramatic effect.

"When Kyle's friends turn against him then he'll come crawling back to us." - Poobelle.

"It's OK he'll do it again." - Poobelle on the subject of one of our mates fuckup boyfriend cheating on her.

"I thought he only kept his cat for company and pleasure." - GiGi on postman Pat.

"I lover yjoy so much Joy." - Sam slightly intoxicated.

"Joy you are a demented piss head who needs mental help." - Rosie, disturbingly enough one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.

"Where is my one and only spoon."- My mum when we had the spoon shortage crisis.

"Your little private world is unhealthy."- Mum talking to me.

"Stickmen are unappreciated."- Naomi we generally leave her and her jokes to themselves.

"Don't drink. Take drugs instead they're much more fun."- My Dad ironically enough it was said on the day when he got drunk and then told me not to smoke straws.

"Observe children if you cut it up you cannot see its evil heart."- Me, its better if you don't ask.

"Im a great actor. When Im by myself."- Typical Poobelle.

"Or when you're sober pretending to be drunk and everyone becomes abusive." - Poobelle very random, nobody knows what the hell she was on about. Deep emotional scars there.

"In love with God but perfectly sane." Nay-Nay on Joan of arc.

". . . then I got out the shower took my pants off and I was like 'oh they're still dry!'"- Poobelle.

Finally a conversation between me and Mad written down near the back of my quote book:
"Me: I came out with a book.
Mad: I came out with two.
Me: Yeah but you were eating one and using the other to brush your hair.
Mad: No I wasn't.
Me: You're weird.
Mad: You can talk!
Me: You're the one who thinks fetus can read in the womb.
Mad: You started that!
Me: Yeah but I don't know any better, you should."

BOOGIE

posted by Boogie @ 10:36 PM