A collection of caught fleeting thoughts.
How come if chickens have breasts they don't breast feed?When Rosie confided in me that she thought she had immaculate conception I really regret telling her that she was carrying the anti-Christ. Also I regret telling her she could of got up the duff by sitting on one of those chairs at school which people draw tipex penises on. Yeah it kept me amused for weeks but she must have been deeply worried about carrying the anti-Christ. Im sorry now I realize that if someone had said that to me I would have probably started believing it and I do not even want to think about what I could of ended up doing. Poor Rosie she must have been terrified.
If you could be a hooker that doesn't fuck anyone is it still a mortal sin?
It's true my sense of humor is getting more sick. A conversation I had two weeks ago with my boyfriend Adam brought this to my attention:
Me:2pac's been dead a while yet he still releases singles. Strange huh?
Adam: Yeah didn't kids like him because he never swore and stuff?
Me: I dunno.
Adam: Still releases singles though.
Me: Im sure he doesn't mind he's dead!
[I started to laugh at this, it's funny 'cause its true.]
Me: Sorry that's sick.
Adam: Yeah. He got shot in the face.
[This caused me to laugh really hard, Adam looked a bit scared.]
Me: Sorry I know that's sick . . . . HA HA HA HA. . . .
Adam (trying to regain a normal conversation): His poor family though they wouldn't recognize him.
[I almost pass out laughing at this point.]
Adam:What?
Me: Yeah they'd have tons of trouble at the family reunion.
At least I know that its wrong to still be laughing at it a fortnight later. If you think that's sick when my brother Mad was a teenager him and his mates had a party when Freddie Mercury died. In his defense he was young and honestly . . . I don't blame him.
Its not normal to have private jokes with your brain is it? And its not normal to laugh at them at random times is it?
BOOGIE
posted by Boogie @ 1:55 PM
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