Blog like blob but different: Top six things to do in Coventry

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Being a teenager in Coventry can sometimes be boring, but don't worry I've come up with some boredom beaters tried and tested by moi:

When sitting on the bus full of old ladies talk really loudly about something gross enough for them to complain about the youth of today.
Go into virgin megastore and scream whenever you see a C.D. When they ask you to leave, crawl up on the floor and tell them about your "C.D fear". Demand compensation.
Hide on top of toilet cubicles and jump down on whoever enters. Funny if they desperately needed the loo.
Go to church . . . YES!! Fart quietly thoughout the service, when some one comments on the smell say its is the lords presence (is that a sin?).
Hug pedestrians and then hide, watch their bewildered faces from a distance.
Make rumbling noises in the lift in Alders whenever someone presses a button. If they look at you put on a surprised face as if you are innocence itself.

Boogie