Diary of a mad women
Slow realization that anyone reading this will know fuck all about me except I have a mate called Sam who thinks she's a goldfish. I decided to make my very own factfile.NAME: Boogie
AGE: Fifteen
SEX: Male- Repressed female side watches "Judging Amy." Guys who stare at my chest get shown my leg hair.
DESCRIPTION: Blonde hair with red tints after friends egged me into "temporaly" dying it, green/blue eyes, wears brothers clothes.
PARENTS: MOTHER: Mu
FARTHER: Much adored hippy farzer OCCUPATION: Hippy/ works with expelled kids.
Pets: Dog- Lizzie,who craps on the pavement just to laugh at me, Cat-Dulcie-adorable. Identity confused Sam.
BOYFRIEND: A red machine that vibrates, oh that sounds rude. Erm her names Leila but on her birth citificate it says Lola. She's gorgeous, has two wheels and wears perfume ala petrol.
ADDRESS: Behind the GIANT cherry tree, in the blue room, my head.
posted by Boogie @ 8:46 PM
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